July 6, 2011
Are you “drawn” to the dark side of the force?
The Mash asks: Is this a trick question?
Miley Cyrus covers the Gorilla’s “On Melancholy Hill.” We have only one response to this:
Kitty fuzzy can haz sickeningly cuteness?
And this is how you own Kim Kardashian on Twitter …
And the best of them all …
5. Charlie, you went from being on Two and a Half Men” to being a “Half-wit.”
4. You’re gonna miss that $2 million per episode. “Goddesses” don’t come cheap (yours just look like they do).
3. The way you’ve been acting, we really do believe you have Tiger (Woods’) blood.
2. You lost your job to Ashton Kutcher? That’s like losing a singing contest to Rebecca Black. That’s like flunking a history exam made up by Sarah Palin. That’s like being stuck in a room with Snooki on #nationalkissingday.
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