Our fashion cops: 

Showbiz Shelly,       Nia Green,            Rachel Holderman,       Sara Angel,
B96                          Rich Central        Bartlett                              Whitney Young 

Sure, we care about who snags the best actor or best picture at the Oscars, but we admit we love watching awards show because of one thing: Fashion! Who did it right this time? Our fashion police—including B96’s Showbiz Shelly—patrolled the red carpet.

Michelle Williams: 

Showbiz Shelly: I love the style, cut and color of this dress, but the style, color and cut of her hair is a different story. The pixie cut makes her look like a teenager going to prom. She needs to go back to her “Dawson’s Creek” days.

Nia: There is so much going on with this dress, I don’t even know where to begin.

Rachel: The dress is like looking at a sunset, just not as relaxing.

Sara: The coral color of her dress really complements her skin tone. What a doll.


Angelina Jolie: 

Showbiz Shelly: Angelina always looks gorgeous. I just hope she returned the velvet drapes after the show. And yes, we know you have nice legs.

Nia: Is velvet ever a hot look in L.A.??? Survey says, “NO!”

Rachel: Is that a dress or an arrow pointing to her leg?

Sara: Did she just wear the velvet drapes from her house?






Kate Mara:

Showbiz Shelly: Kate, I think the tailor missed a piece on your right arm. Oh, wait …

Nia: Talk about flesh tone. I had to look hard to tell she was even wearing a dress.

Rachel: The dress is gorgeous, but it has one flaw. Is it a sleeve or did someone rip her strap?

Sara: Hey, Kate, your dress is falling off!




Esperanza Spalding:

Showbiz Shelly: The staff won’t need to dust after she sweeps through the theater. The hair is also a bit reminiscent of Beyonce from “Austin Powers in Goldmember.”

Nia: Her ‘fro looks almost as tired as she does. But the color of her dress works for me.

Rachel: I get the feeling you like oversized things?

Sara: There’s something so natural about this look. Just not right for the Oscars.



Emma Stone: 

Showbiz Shelly: While the red color compliments her hair nicely, not sure if I like the style. All I want for Christmas is an Oscar dress for next year.

Nia: Her bow looks like it is holding her back from having a good time.

Rachel: The dress is perfect except for the extra fabric that someone forgot to cut off the shoulder.

Sara: This would have been really nice but the bow looks like its choking her.



Anna Faris: 

Showbiz Shelly: So that’s how Morticia Adams would look as a blonde.

Nia: If this dress is the costume for the next “Scary Movie,” then we have a winner.

Rachel: Let me get my sunglasses. It’s a little too shimmery for my liking.

Sara: You can’t go wrong with black sparkles. I like it!

You can hear Showbiz Shelly, the entertainment reporter for B96, every weekday morning reporting on the latest celebrity gossip. At 7:15 a.m., she takes on listeners in the Showbiz Shelly Smackdown, a pop culture quiz. Follow Shelly on Twitter: @showbizshelly

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