March 1, 2012
C.J. Watson, Graylyn McKeithen, Rebecca Lawson,
Bulls guard Morgan Park Walter Payton
Jack Howard, Sara Angel,
York Whitney Young
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Who is the Sherlock Holmes to our Mr. Watson?
C.J.: My mama, Cathy Watson, is my Sherlock Holmes. She’s a detective in disguise, dressed up like my mother.
GRAYLYN: Robert Downey Jr. (about as creative I can be with that one).
REBECCA: Duhhh, Derrick Rose!
JACK: Noah. He’s crazy like a fox. His hair could be mistaken for one too.
SARA: Derrick Rose, of course. Loyal Watson is always there to help him out.
What’s your craziest idea for improving next year’s
NBA All-Star Game?
C.J.: Add some kind of fun to it. It’s becoming too political. Maybe adding a dodgeball game to it, or watching the All-Stars play some other sport than basketball.
GRAYLYN: Instead of a player from the Bulls or Grizzlies, bring in a bull and a grizzly bear.
REBECCA: Add a four-point shot.
JACK: Making it mean something.
SARA: Add a 4-point half-court shot. That would be intense.
What’s it going to take for Northwestern to make it to the NCAA tournament someday?
C.J.: A lot of prayer and no more losing from here on out.
GRAYLYN: Work the court, work on defense and get some new coaches. Now imagine if I knew what I was talking about.
REBECCA: If it was required to have a team make it from every color of the rainbow. Maybe then we’ll see some purple!
JACK: An NCAA prep class.
SARA: They have to go wild. Get it? Because they’re WILDcats.
George Lucas’ daughter, Amanda, is a mixed martial arts champion. Give us your worst “Star Wars”-related joke.
C.J.: What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon? “Use the FORK, Luke.”
GRAYLYN: Ready to fight James Cameron, you are.
REBECCA: The force is certainly with her!
JACK: Use the force-out, Amanda.
SARA: Yoda taught her well.
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