May 10, 2012
Sara Angel, Branden Tatum,
Whitney Young Morgan Park
If Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari have a baby boy, what should they name him?
SARA: Jay + Kristen = Justin Cutler-Cavallari
DANIAJA: I think they should name him JK … seriously.
JACK: Chad “Pretty Boy” Cutler. The little guy hasn’t thrown enough interceptions to warrant a demeaning nickname.
Former NFL sack master Warren Sapp may star as a daytime TV judge in “Judge Sapp.” What would be one of his rulings?
SARA: Must do 10 Tebows as minimum sentencing.
BRANDEN: “Hey, now, don’t make me Sapp you!”
DANIAJA: Twenty laps of suicide runs.
JACK: Guilty as tackled.
How will things change now that Shaquille O’Neal has earned a Ph.D. in education?
SARA: He can literally school the other announcers, i.e. Charles Barkley.
BRANDEN: Guess he’ll educate people on how to miss free throws so well.
DANIAJA: The education system can’t possibly get any worse than it is now anyway.
JACK: Nothing. He still needs a doctor. Probably numerous ones, actually.
Caption this pic.
SARA: Take the diploma and run!
BRANDEN: Graduation, I’m done!
DANIAJA: “Guys! We’re late, we have to run to graduation!”
JACK: The race to nowhere ends … with graduation.
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