September 6, 2012
Kasey Carlson, Barbara Cruz,
Whitney Young Hancock
What’s the funniest thing that can happen with NFL replacement refs?
KASEY: Wearing the same outfit—EMBARRASSING!
BARBARA: They actually make good calls.
MARISA: The replacement refs come up with replacement rules. Now
absolutely everybody has no clue what’s going on.
JOSH: They get stage fright when announcing the call.
Make up a rhyme about the Bears opener against the Indianapolis Colts (noon Sunday, CBS).
KASEY: Our score versus theirs, ours will be double / Without Peyton Manning, the Colts are in trouble!
BARBARA: To beat their opponent, the Bears don’t need Luck / The Colts don’t even have the skill to buck!
MARISA: Chi Town vs. Indy / Da Bears vs. Blue / Who’s gonna win? / Well, I’ll give you (d)a clue.
JOSH: The Bears defense will bring the pressure, and put Luck on a stretcher!
A year from now, what will Terrell Owens be doing?
KASEY: Old Spice commercials.
BARBARA: Probably getting caught on TMZ spitting in the faces of Girl Scouts or Jehovah’s Witnesses.
MARISA: Setting up a fantasy team.
JOSH: Working out in someone else’s driveway.
President Obama said that Michael Jordan is his favorite basketball player. So who would be Mitt Romney’s favorite?
KASEY: The one that’s not so great but has nice family values.
BARBARA: Charles Barkley from the Houston Rockets/Phoenix Suns/Philly 76ers. Romney probably wants Obama to Shut Up and Jam!
MARISA: The dudes that own the teams.
JOSH: I think the obvious answer is Larry Bird!
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