November 29, 2012
GABRIELLE: Protein shakes. The aftermath.
DANIAJA: That moment when you’re trying to get off of a crowded train and the person getting on shoves you.
KASEY: Pull your shorts down, I can see your nasty underwear.
AALIYAH: “Mother of God. Is this what normal height feels like?”
GABRIELLE: Take a look at J.J. Redick from the Orlando Magic, and you’ll know why it’s him hands down.
DANIAJA: Dwight Howard. He was brave enough to put on that headband … he deserves something.
KASEY: Can I vote for Rose even if he’s injured?
AALIYAH: Channing Tatum because … well, why not?
GABRIELLE: They’re a new team: strong sailors with tattoos that bat with asparagus.
DANIAJA: Popeye gave up the spinach and started bench-pressing asparagus. Get on his level.
KASEY: Oh I get my RBIs because I eat my asparagi … I’m Stockton the sailor man.
AALIYAH: It appears Popeye the Sailor is being challenged to a vegetable duel.
Major League Soccer without David Beckham will be like …
GABRIELLE: … the end of girl soccer fans. Seriously.
DANIAJA: … Simon Cowell without extremely too small T-shirts. It’s just not possible.
KASEY: … how much Americans care about soccer with David Beckham.
AALIYAH: … like “Twilight” without the love triangle. Oh wait … then it’d just be normal.
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