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How would that alligator spotted in the Chicago River explain why he's here?

'Hey, can't an alligator be a tourist, too?'
'You try navigating to Florida without a GPS.'
'I came to bite Blago.'
'As an avid meat-lover, I came for the hot dogs.'
Other--write your answer in the comments!
 


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