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Michael Cera at least looks like a real rocker in his latest movie, “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World,” which is based on a series of hilarious … more
  
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An alligator was spotted basking in the Chicago River this week. What's he (or she) doing there? Add your response in the comments! more>
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How would that alligator spotted in the Chicago River explain why he's here?

'Hey, can't an alligator be a tourist, too?'
'You try navigating to Florida without a GPS.'
'I came to bite Blago.'
'As an avid meat-lover, I came for the hot dogs.'
Other--write your answer in the comments!
 


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