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Saturday after saving for months to get a new iPod, I walk into Best Buy and happily buy the iPod Nano. IT IS AMAZING! more

 
Michael Cera at least looks like a real rocker in his latest movie, “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World,” which is based on a series of hilarious … more
  
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I don't normally do television reviews, but this show was so bad I had to say something. I had to warn people. 'Big Lake,' the new sitcom on Comedy Central, is just awful. Just awful. Big … more>
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Conan O'Brien's new TBS late-night talk show will be given a 'simple, pure' name 'like the man himself,' O'Brien said on YouTube. more>
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There's this new TV show that drives me crazy—in a good way! It has drama, romance and mystery. I can honesty say 'Pretty Little Liars' on ABC Family is my new favorite show. more>
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As you've probably heard, 'Jersey Shore' cast member/guidette/mistress of the poof Snooki was arrested last week for disorderly conduct on the boardwalk in Seaside Heights, N.J. more>
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"Jersey Shore" is back in it's second season on MTV, Thurs., July 29. Before you tune in, fist-pump your way to Enrique Iglesias's "I Like It (Jersey Shore Version.)" more>

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How would that alligator spotted in the Chicago River explain why he's here?

'Hey, can't an alligator be a tourist, too?'
'You try navigating to Florida without a GPS.'
'I came to bite Blago.'
'As an avid meat-lover, I came for the hot dogs.'
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