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Posted 6/10/10

How would that alligator spotted in the Chicago River explain why he's here?

Make your selection then click 'vote'

'Hey, can't an alligator be a tourist, too?'

'You try navigating to Florida without a GPS.'

'I came to bite Blago.'

'As an avid meat-lover, I came for the hot dogs.'

Other--write your answer in the comments!